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About Me Member Angelina Jolie Fetishist Amoreena18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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The Twilight Zone

Mon Sep 28, 2009, 3:17 PM
  • Mood: Apprehensive
  • Reading: Death with Interruptions, by Jose Saramago
So I had all these awesome drawings, right? Annnnd I was supposed to get them back from the Museum of Art, right? So I went to the museum on the date that I was supposed to go and pick my art up, and I walk to the front doors, and the coolio security guard guy is cool like usual, but then he like, walks me to the desk, asking "Amoreena [uhhh he knew my name?] we've been waiting for you! Been talking about you all day!" and the lady at the desk is smiling crazily and nodding at me like crazy, and going, "Yes yes! You're name is quite the hot topic," and whatever, and hands me a makeshift portfolio which feels too light, and there's a post-it note attached that says, "Your drawings have been kept until a decision is made." What? The desklady says "They're keeping them for another exhibition," and I ask "What exhibition?" and she says "We'll email you the information." I am shown the door -- very nicely, of course -- as everyone smiles eerily at me.
I still haven't received word of anything, and it's been weeks. My feeling went from "Oh cool, I'm like, a known artist, ho ho ho" to "What the fuck happened to my art. This is definitely some sort of conspiracy. They're making clones of me right now as I sit here, and they're making art that's mine but not really, and maybe soon they are going to kill me."

I just want my drawings back :'(

Aside from that, I've been in a sinkhole for months. The last time I actually drew anything, it was more a batch of design sketches for things like furniture and clothing. Nothing I want to post. Soon! Sometime! I will have something to post.

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:iconmickwag:
Thanks for the fave.
:iconkoh-dee:
and you need a teensy portfolio for what? and how did you go to the museum classes did you get a scholarship? and when did you get the scores? and you got a 5 in BOTH???! you ARE LEXA!!!
:iconamoreena:
AND NO I'M NOT NOOOO
what'd you get?!
:iconkoh-dee:
i dont know yet. either it hasnt come or i need to check the mail. probably i need to check the mail.
:iconamoreena:
i need a teensy portfolio for figure modelling
:iconkoh-dee:
u mean like u being nude for art kids?
:iconamoreena:
yes, unless there is some wiley catch to it not mentioned in the job description...
:iconkoh-dee:
oh. well,..id feel kinda weird taking nude shots of u lol

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